Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Winter Wonderland”

I work at a pharmacy and several years ago, I wrote one of these to entertain my co-workers. They liked it so much, that I wrote at least one more each year dedicated to a specific medication. I am not encouraging rampant drug use at ALL… this is just a way to laugh about the stress of this time of year and have a little fun with some holiday tunes. Enjoy!

 

Walking with some Xanax in my hand

Sing it with me to the tune of “Winter Wonderland” – here we go!

Cell phone rings.. I’m not listening
Because today.. I’m CVS-ing

A beautiful sight.
I’ll be happy tonight.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

Gone away.. a migraine that hurts.
Told PTA.. I think they’re all jerks.

Feel nothing is wrong.
Might walk around in my thong.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand.

In the morning, I meet a nice policeman.
Stops me going 90 through downtown.

He says – “Are you harried?”
I say – “NO, man!”
I just can’t feel my toes, or hear a sound…

Later on.. my buzz expires.
My pharmacist.. has been fired.

I’ll still face the day.
Found some more on eBay.
Walking with some Xanax in my hand!

 

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