Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”

I work at a pharmacy and several years ago, I wrote one of these to entertain my co-workers. They liked it so much, that I wrote at least one more each year dedicated to a specific medication. I am not encouraging rampant drug use at ALL… this is just a way to laugh about the stress of this time of year and have a little fun with some holiday tunes. Enjoy!

 

 

Oxycontin Around the Christmas Tree

Sing it with me to the tune of “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” – here we go!

Oxycontin around the Christmas tree makes the Christmas party hop,
Mistletoe hung as a pi-ña-ta, throw fruitcakes at it ‘til it drops.

Oxycontin around the Christmas tree makes the Christmas spirit ring,
Later we’ll have eggnog jello shots and tie antlers to our heads with string.

You will get a com-fort-a-bly numb feeling, when you hear,
The voices in your head all chantin’: “Put on your clothes and get away from Santa!”

Oxycontin around the Christmas tree makes a holiday happ-y
Later we’ll steal neighbors’ lawn decor, and hold it ransom for a fee.

You will get a com-fort-a-bly numb feeling, when you hear,
The voices in your head all cheer: “That “elf” is a child, so stop giving him beer!”

Oxycontin around the Christmas tree, no more holiday pit-y
Everyone’s having the greatest time…in their own re-al-i-tyyyyyyy!

 

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