Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”

I work at a pharmacy and started writing these to entertain my co-workers. I write at least one every year dedicated to a specific medication. I am not encouraging major drug use… this is just a way to laugh about the stress of this time of year and have a little fun with some holiday tunes. Enjoy! 

 God Bless Ye Merry Percocet

Sing it with me to the tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” – here we go!

God bless ye merry Percocet
So many pains today

Bust-ed  my ass at the Wal-Mart
En route to lay-a-way

The stores, the crowds,
The asshole clerks
That you curse as you pay

Ohhhh tiny-pill of comfort and joy
Pill full of joy
Ohhhh tiny-pill of comfort and joy

God bless ye merry Percocet
I ate too much today

Got so stressed out while at the mall
I pooped a candy cane

I wish those men
In the white coats
Would come take me away

Ohhhh tiny-pill of comfort and joy
Pill full of joy
Ohhhh tiny-pill of comfort and joy

God bless ye merry Percocet
Fam’ly has me afraid

I’ll have to hear my drunk aunt’s rant
That she never gets laid

The last time that I brought my flask,
That bitch drank all my “aid”

Ohhhh tiny-pill of comfort and joy
Pill full of joy
Ohhhh tiny-pill of comfort and joy.

 

Copyright © 2011 Little White Lion
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3 responses

  1. I wish I was this creative… Very good lyrics… Matchs the original pretty well… I’m gonna be singing this all day while I wrap presents n clean the house for next Sunday… Oh little pill of comfort and joy!!!!

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