Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Jingle Bells”

 

I work at a pharmacy and started writing these to entertain my co-workers. Each year, I write at least one new song dedicated to a particular medication. One of my male friends complained because it seemed like my songs were written more for women. Hmmmmm… Ok. Problem solved! (I bet I’ll never be asked to do this again, tee hee) Enjoy!

 

  

Cialis (to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Ci-al-is, Ci-al-is
Cialis today

Oh what fun it is to rise
And hit that va jay jay… HEY!

Ci-al-is, Ci-al-is
Cialis today

Oh what fun it is to rise
And hit that va jay jay

Crashing with some ho
Warming up to get some play

My poor organ goes
Limp bizkit and stays

Several cocktails gleam
Making heads feel light

What fun it is when pants fin’lly
Feel like your crotch has fight… OH!

Ci-al-is, Ci-al-is
Cialis today

Oh what fun it is to rise
And hit that va jay jay… HEY!

Ci-al-is, Ci-al-is
Cialis today

Oh what fun it is to rise
And hit that va jay jay

 

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