Holiday Songs Gone Wrong – “Wonderful Christmastime”

This song is a little bit different from the other songs gone wrong, but it was inspired by a request for more booze-related tunes.

Join me as I pay tribute to the awesomeness of wine, won’t you? (just keep in mind, I’m not encouraging alcohol abuse here.. this is humor only, people! )

 

Holidays. Stress. Booze. Tis the Season!

 

 

 

 

Wonderful Christmas Wine

Sing it with me to the tune of “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney – here we go!

It’s booze tonight
I have my cup

A box of wine
Hope it’s enough

Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine
Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine

The pressure’s on
The family’s here

We need some fun
We’re outta beer

Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine
Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine

The wine is gone
What is our fate?

Let’s suck the booze
Outta the rum cake

Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine
Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine

The grapes of wrath will take their toll
My head bangs like a gong

Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong

The party’s on
More peeps showed up

They brought Mad Dog
Liver, good luck

Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine
Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine

The night is gone
The sun is up

Woke in the yard
With the lawn orn’ments

Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine
Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine
Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine
Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine

Ohhhhh…..ohhhhhh….ohhhhh
Ohhhhh…..ohhhhhh….ohhhhh

Christmas WIIIIINNNNNEEEE…….

(For those of you not familiar with this song, here is the video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y …AWESOME, yes? If you want to sing our version, but don’t want to offend certain friends and family, just substitute “Simply having some wonderful Christmas wine” for “Simply having a shit ton of Christmas wine”.  Merry Christmas, peeps!)


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